- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Boxing on Boxing Day

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Major League Soccer

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

You know what's natural? Bears.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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