What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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I like touching my boobs

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The Oakland Raiders

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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