I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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