- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Obama = ebola

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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