- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Homonyms should be band.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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