- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Should a pole bump an alarm?

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