What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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