- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

38 studio's new game... Finance City

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Women's Rights

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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