- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

baskets

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Knock knock.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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