why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Anti Joke

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