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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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