- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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