Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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