- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Penis.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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