what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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