- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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