- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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