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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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