- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

im saul and i love cock

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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