- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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