You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

where is the world?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I have read the terms and conditions

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Jordan is pregant

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Golf.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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