- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

PIED NINNY!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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