- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

burn baby burn your nanas burning

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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