- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.