- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

wanna here a joke? you.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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