Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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