What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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