Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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how much fish could a chicken

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

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