What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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