- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

this last joke was a correction to the other one

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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