- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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