- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Racial Equality

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Prostitution is bad.......

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