There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

PENIS that is all

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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