- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals