- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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