Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Bacon is delcious.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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