Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Knock Knock. Come in.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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