Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Fat people

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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