- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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