- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Stephen Hawking

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What are annoying? Ads.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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