- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's the new green? Green

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Oh, right

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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