- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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