What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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