- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??