Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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