How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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