- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A gay man watches football.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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