Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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anti jokes are really funny

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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