- Anti Joke

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

haha Otarts was here

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.