- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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