Girls Lacrosse.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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