What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Beka has AIDS

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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