- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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