- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

cats are pussies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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