Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Jovan

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Homo say what?

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João Duarte reads this.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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