How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Justin with a hat.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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