- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I have read the terms and conditions

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

chinga tue madre Ryan

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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