knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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