Actually it was me Josh brown

knock knock!? . . No.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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