- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

all these jokes are horrible now

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

women's rights.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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