- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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