What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Democracy.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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