- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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