- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Jeff

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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