"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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women's rights.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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