DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Set up Punch line.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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No your aunties a joke

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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