Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

an emo girl walked into a white room

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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