I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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