A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Black people.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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