- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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