What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a black man? A person

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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