Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

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