- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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