- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats white and sticky glue

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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