- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A blind man walks into a library.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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