- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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