- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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