Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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