- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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