- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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