A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Gretta has five legs? -no

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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